| Once
upon a time there was a girl named Melissa Whitney who dreamed of creating
a resume.
A professional
resume. A job
resume people would talk about
for generations to come. Oh one
day to be the best resume
person ever, Melissa Whitney thought.
Still, a job resume was a big undertaking and she knew
it. She worked so hard to make
her work the best of anyone in Internetland. She started and before she knew it, she had
created a work of art. A resume
for the ages. A professional resume was something that took time and effort. Something that required work few people would
even attempt to undertake. Little
Melissa Whitney worked day and night on her perfect professional resume. While her evil nemesis, Can’twriteatall, slept her nightmarish sleep. “Creating a perfect professional resume is my calling and I shall do it better than everybody
else.” So she did. People came from far and wide to get a professional resume from Melissa Whitney.
Nobody could match her when it came to a job
résumé. Creating a resume is what
Melissa Whitney did and pretty soon she was able to afford a castle where
she dwelt with her two cats. She
called it the professional
resume castle and people came to take
pictures of it. One day a handsome
prince came to take pictures of the professional
resume castle when the beautiful
Melissa Whitney decided to take a break from creating
a resume and wander through
her beautiful garden, picking poppies.
The prince began taking pictures of Melissa Whitney until she finally
looked up and blushed as red as a rose.
The Prince came up to Melissa Whitney, took a poppy out of her
hand and put it in her hair. He
said he needed her to create a professional resume and since he heard she was the resume queen, he would be her king. They would collaborate on creating a resume. A professional
resume was the only kind Melissa Whitney could create, since she was
the resume queen and her reputation was at
stake. The prince agreed that a
job resume was the key to them creating a resume and a relationship that
would last a lifetime. Melissa
Whitney invited the Prince into her castle and led him to her gold computer
where he gazed upon her latest professional
resume masterpiece. He was
almost blinded by the brilliance of this beautiful professional
resume. He talked of how difficult
creating a resume, much less a professional resume, must be, and how
much he admired Melissa Whitney. He
even loved her cats. They were
married that summer and flew first-class to for their honeymoon. To be continued… Your online Job search in Pakistan, Islamabad, Lahore, Karachi. Free Jobs website |